The TK
Therapist

Minute 25. Patient gets up to squash a spider on the wall with a tissue.

Therapist: Why do you suppose you did that?

Patient: Uh… I dunno. Because I saw a spider. 

Therapist: And why did you kill it?

Patient: That’s what you’re supposed to do. So it doesn’t bite you.

Therapist: And why would you think the spider would bite YOU?

Patient: Because it was closest to me.

Therapist: Do all spiders bite?

Patient: I think so.

Therapist: Interesting.