rabbits
A German schoolteacher with rabbit-phobia has lost a lawsuit against a 16-year-old student, which began after the schoolgirl drew a large rabbit on the blackboard, prompting the teacher to flee the classroom in tears. The teacher’s suit alleged the student had defamed her by spreading a rumor that she was afraid of rabbits. (via slatest)
INT. CLASSROOM
HEIDI draws rabbit on blackboard. Teacher runs out of room screaming and crying.
Class is stunned, silent.
Heidi: I think she might have a fear of rabbits.
STOP SPREADING RUMORS, HEIDI!
Asshole.
