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Sorry if we’re being rude but we’re tired of you asking about Y2K; that was 11 years ago! The world has moved on! Even if you haven’t.
-submitted by Brian
Brian Cassidy recently emerged from a coma suffered in June 1999. He is writing a memoir about his re-acclimation to society, provisionally titled “Not the Kind of Thing You Just ‘Get Over’”
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