A letter from Tiger Woods to Jesse James

Thank you.

Your recent sex scandal has taken the tabloid spotlight off of me.

As a token of appreciation, please accept the enclosed gift, “Oh the Places You Will Go” by Dr. Seuss, along with this re-gifted greeting card, which I recently received when my scandal broke.

Hope you get to pass it on and add your name to the list. 

Sincerely

Tiger Woods

Eric Massa

John Edwards

Dave Letterman

Mark Sanford

John Ensign

Eliot Spitzer

Larry Craig

Mark Foley

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Zack2: “Logic problem. First guy wouldn’t say all the stuff about re-gifting.”

Zack: “Yeah, I tried bold text to indicate what the first re-gifter added to the original card but it was just confusing, so I left it. Hoping people see the joke and don’t try to deconstruct it.”

Zack2: “Because you’re never guilty of that.”

Zack: “Touché.”