TO: All employees
FROM: Brenda Galatskey
DATE: 2/20/10 8:25 a.m.
SUBJECT: Lights

It seems that the timer for all the lights in the office is not working this morning. If you need to turn on the lights in your area, there is a small black knob on the wall that you can twist to override the timer. We are working to fix the problem.

TO: All employees
FROM: Dartanian Hutchings
DATE: 2/20/10 8:30 a.m.
SUBJECT: Re: Lights

As an alternative to the “small black knob” solution, you can come by my cubicle for a glow-in-the-dark puppet show.

It’s a brief, comedic take on the Bush years (NSFW). I’ll start the show as soon as I have 5 viewers.

Let me answer your unspoken question: I did not break the light timer.

Mine is the cubicle with the paper maché Michael Chertoff.

Dartanian